And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…