Naturally, Einstein Was Jewish
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
