When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing