For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,