There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go