I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
