Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort