On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…