The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…