I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…