When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…