If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?