Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…