Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface