The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

I want what you want so I want a cow