You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…