The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

Mating For Life Saved My

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that