Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been