We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires