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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

If You Can’t Keep a Family Secret, Then the Joke’s on You

Some families hide the truth in plain sight
By laughing at it
Although it gets confusing for a child
When the truth is a joke
That can’t be told
Because it’s only funny
If no one else knows

Other works by Chris Gaither...
We Have Yet to Grasp That Round Really Is Funny

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
It’s Still an Uphill Battle if S*** Keeps Rolling Downhill

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
When I Was a Kid, We All Still Wanted to Be Nonpareil, but Now We’re All Desperate to Be a Non-pariah

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Haiku

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Yes Way

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
Warlords Talk You Into Thinking They Are Great Talkers

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
A Used Car!

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
Knight Rider– A Haiku

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
The Will to Power Is Afraid of the Will to Risk

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him
The Secret to Life Is Keeping Secrets

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
I Don’t Recognize You

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
God Made Us Mortal, so Why Are We Afraid to Die?

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death
The First Draft of Kafka’s Masterpiece Was Titled “The Risk-free Trial”, but He Decided It Was Too Obvious

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
How Doing Gave Way to Judging: A Timeline

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
Spaceship Earth Will Autocorrect in T-minus 60 Seconds

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect



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