The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that