God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…