The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint