I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class