X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
