We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…