They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
