Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

I will gladly suffer fools for love

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

In Let there be plight the P is silent

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others