I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell