I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
A being becomes human when you add meaning
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
