Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak