If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house