The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize