I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…