The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking