I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything