Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first
Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
