The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…