In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
