My ego is too big
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end
I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Unsurprisingly If a man learns only one thing abo… In all his years of marriage It’s that there is nothing more ob… Than someone who thinks he’s not b…
