The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams