Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
