How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned