At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Our two choices are The fear of God Or the fear of death And since we gain wisdom through t… Then we must have the faith not to…
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
