To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button