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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

All Is for Prison

In an online community
You don’t have to commute
But your sins will never be commuted

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Pumpkin Spice Is the New Lemonade

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
Hand-held

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
The Roadrunner Doesn’t Run Because He’s Mortal; He’s Immortal Because He Runs

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
Haiku

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
Relationships Begin with Chemistry and End with Alchemy, but Where Chemistry Is a Science, Alchemy Is a Mystery: The Work of Marriage Is Never Done, Which Is How It’s Done

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
When I Was a Kid, We All Still Wanted to Be Nonpareil, but Now We’re All Desperate to Be a Non-pariah

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
Bursting at the Seams

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Alone or in Tandem

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Acute Appendicitis of the Soul

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
A World of Difference

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…
Love Can Only Be Given; When Love Comes You Must Pass It On

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
“Psychosis can be understood as a breakdown of boundaries, both internal (like the self) and external (like reality), leading to difficulty in distinguishing between what is real and not, and a sense of being overwhelmed or invaded”– Google AI

The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…
Men

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
Before: “What a piece of junk!” After: “She’ll make .5 past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself.”

Once abandoned You may as well approach life– Meaning God– With reckless abandon Because what have you got to lose



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