A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
