Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap