If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
