You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
