I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned