We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable