In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

For a human being Every day starts with a question– What mistake will I learn from to… For as long as I can remember My answer has been

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force