I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…