Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
