Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button