One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge
There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
