My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
Life is trying So Die trying
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
