In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need