The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us