We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire