If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled