After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense