In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own