A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

Never Win Anything

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions